16 December 2003Musings
The Real Reason for the Ivasion of Iraq

We had a little dinner party the other night and I found out from one of the guests the real reason for the U.S. invasion of Iraq. I was surprised to discover that our motives were not the capture of Iraqi oil fields, nor the destruction of Weapons of Mass Destruction. We didn't go to Mesopotamia to rid Iraq of a cruel dictator nor to fight another battle in the endless War on Terror.

The real reason U.S. troops are in Iraq is because of the Ark of the Covenant. That's right. You heard correctly. The Ark of Covenant.

Remember the first Indiana Jones moive? They find the Ark. It then gets stolen by the Nazis who open the Ark only to have omnipotent spirits melt away their faces. At the end of the movie. The Ark is boxed up and stuck in some large warehouse.

Apparently, and this is going to be hard to believe for some of you out, there isn't a shred of truth in Spielberg's opus about the dashing archaeologist. The real truth is that the Ark is in Iraq and that the Americans are hunting for it. I only pray that we find it before the damn Nazis do. I hate them.

Posted by andrew at December 16, 2003 10:03 AM


Comments

brian Says:

So the people who said the war was all about the Jews/Israel were right?

Just kidding. Wow, there are some nutty people in Northern Arizona - but you knew that already.

While we're at it, why don't we attack the U.K. to secure the Holy Grail?

December 17, 2003 08:47 AM




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