Hey, everybody, it's Ash Wednesday (as if you didn't know with the celebrated release of the Mel Gibson opus "The Passion of the Christ"). This means that it's the first day of Lent and time to give something up until Easter. (Isn't that right? I'm Jewish and I'm confused in the wake of my murderous rampage against your lord and savior). Anyway, I suggest you follow my lead and give up organized religion. You'll be happy you did. I know you will. Honest.