Yesterday I went to go pick up a friend of mine and while I was waiting for him outside I was "playing" with these two dogs. There was one black lab like friendly little guy who came over and wanted to actually play. Then there was a this German Shepherd on a leash who seemed to want to play, but when he came over and I put my hand down so he could check out my smell, the fucking beast bit me. I thought I was done with dog bites when I left Samoa.

It turns out this dog, named "Kaiser" must have somehow known I was Jewish. I hate those god damn anti-semetic dogs.