This solicitation arrived in my inbox the other day:

Dear Andrew,

We have reviewed your resume on Monster.com, and if you are interested
in pursuing a career in teaching Latin or Greek, we encourage you to
complete our online candidate application.

Carney, Sandoe & Associates is an educational recruitment firm that
places teachers and administrators in private, independent and like-kind (charter, magnet, pilot and merit) schools across the nation. We have placed over 14,000 teachers and administrators in independent schools since 1977.

CS&A currently has hundreds of Classics teaching positions available
NATIONWIDE (as well as every other subject area). All fees are paid by
the client school; personal and professional placement services are FREE to the candidate. Teacher certification, though helpful, is NOT
essential to becoming a candidate.

Apply online at www.carneysandoe.com/application.htm

In order to become a candidate with CS&A, completing the online
application is a necessary step. Please feel free to contact me with any further questions.

All the best,

Ben Cameron
Associate Director of Recruitment & Marketing
Carney, Sandoe & Associates
617-542-0260
ben.cameron@carneysandoe.com

I'm not sure what on my resume, other than having studied Classics more than 10 years ago, would suggest that I'd be a good candidate to become a Greek & Latin teacher. They must really be desparate.