What do you when you have a fucktard cat who doesn't understand the litter box and sprays through the seem where the two pieces of the box join? I've tried to hold him down and make him watch his sister use the box. Nothing. I've tried pushing his ass down when he's taking a leak. Nothing. Next step is to just tie tie him to the back of your bumper, but the people from Peta would be all over my ass. So as much as I'd like to inflict seriously bodily harm on the little shithead, I just bought a top entry litter box and am praying to my lord and savior that it does the trick.

I've have the new box in the house for a two weeks to get them used to it. I put some cat nip in there so they'd check it out, which they did, but have pretty much ignored it since. I just put the litter in it and Filemu, the good cat that she is, got right in and took care of business.

So will the fucktard get in there too or will he shit in the darkest corners of the apartment? Stay tuned.