So, on the 4th day, in the interest of not blowing our their legs, they rested. It was beautiful, blue sky day, and I had a tough time not saying anything about how nice it would to be on the slopes today, but I held my tongue.

We went to Edwards for lunch. Found a little Mexican place in Riverwalk called Fiesta Jalisco. I had this dish called Carnitas de Res. Basically it was a concoction of grilled sirloin and peppers in a red enchillada sauce with rice and refried beans. It was delicious, but it struck back with monster truck force. Maybe 20 minutes after lunch, I was in the bathroom at the The Bookworm re-enacting the campfire/beans scene from Blazing Saddles. It was out of control. We stopped at Safeway on the way home and I picked up some pepto. It helped out, but not before I had a reprise of The Bookworm pyrotechnic flatulence event. I was farting so hard, and so long, I couldn't stop laughing. It's a damn good thing we have two bathrooms in the condo.