Well maybe not, but that's the title of a TISM song that has been flashified. You should have a listen. Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me is a great song and emblematic of the witty insouciance, clever lyrics and catchy beats that form most TISM songs.
TISM (which stands for "This is Serious, Mum" in case you weren't in the know) is a small band from Melbourne, Australia whom I saw a few times when I did a year abroad back, wow, in 1993. Was it really that long ago?
I saw them live twice, at the Big Day Out at the Melbourne Fairgrounds a few weeks after I arrived and didn't know shit about anything and then again in November at the Pushover concert at the Olympic Park. I don't remember these dates because I have some great memory. Everyone who knows me, knows that my memory ain't worth shit. The band has a page that lists every single one of their live dates. Ever. The venues read likes a map of my pub crawling, music greedy year. The Punter's Club. The Evelyn. The Metro. The Esplanade (God, I loved the Espy). The Prince of Wales. And on and on. One of the best things about Melbourne was its simple accessibility.
TISM is an "unknown" band. What I mean by that is they always come on stage in costume, play under pseudonyms and no one really knows who they are. When I saw them at the Pushover they were dressed in back from head to toe including balaclavas (what we Yanks call ski masks) over their heads. They each had a huge green fluorescent number from 1-7 attached to their backs with a metal frame so that number hung over their heads and bobbed around during their dance bits.
At one point, the lead singer Ron Hitler-Barassi jumped into the crowd and his mask was pulled off revealing someone with short brownish hair who looked more like an accountant than rock star. He's probably both although he jokes about maintaining his anonymity for the sake of his constituents.
If you want to read more about TISM, there's a great interview entitled Return of the Pop Vigilantes.
Even if you're not interested in the music, you should have a look at
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me for the elegant animation. Thanks, Brian, for sending it my way.