I was wandering around the back alleys of the lower east side of Manhattan and I came across a little tapas bar called Suba which was tucked into a little nondescript building. The menu, posted behind glass in a brushed steel frame included, amongst other things, ATUN en SALSA de CHIPOTLE, which was described thusly:

Chipotle marinated grilled Yellow Fin tuna with spinach aioli and butternut squash tortilla.

All this for a mere 26 bucks. Keep in mind that this is an appetizer. It's not hard to imagine Patrick Bateman and the boys stoking up their cigars and appraising the waitresses after sucking down a few bottles of Cristal and gorging themselves on free range squid at this hot little joint.

You can find Suba at 109 Ludlow Street in the East Village. You can find “American Psycho" at half.com and if you aren't familiar with it, I highly recommend it. Let me know how far you get before you feel like throwing up.