18 March 2004Musings
Job Offer
Kurt, my psycho manager, must like me because he offered me a job this summer working with him as a bear guide in Alaska. Can you believe that shit? He must not know in what little regard I hold him.
Anyway, the job offer is tempting, but also a little strange. We'd be working on a little island off the coast near Ketchikan taking cruise line passengers on short walks to see bears. There are no girls and no alcohol, which is not too disimilar from my current life. Room and board are included. Room is a basic dorm situation. I can live with that. The board is supposed to be really good including as much salmon as you can eat. (The cats will be in heaven). It pays 1600 a month and tips run between 100-200 bucks a day. There's nothing to spend money on, so after the ten week job is over, I'd have about 5 grand. Not bad.
The problem is A) I have to work with Kurt. B) I have to get my tuchus to Alaska C) I don't know if I can do it with the cats. On the other hand, I have always wanted to visited Alaska.
Posted by andrew at March 18, 2004 10:03 PM
Alaska is amazing in the summer. I say go for it. But you might need to leave the cats with your Mom.
Kurt sounds kinda like what Carols Castaneda calls a Petty Tyrant...evidently there are plenty of them around, and Carlos suggests looking upon them as good things - since they give us an opportunity to 'practice' staying calm an collected and equanamous in the face of pure idiocy. They really require that you call upon your internal resources to formulate albiet aggravating, responses. He suggests visualizing them as if they were knats nippng our ankles. That's about where they belong in our consciousness...though it certainly is a real challenage having to have one as a boss... Anyway,according to CC, very character building, and I suppose you have to give him some credit for getting these interesting gigs set up.
First things first,though, and that would be the kitties, and if they can go with. If so, and if you decide to go, these two are going to set the guiness record for being the most traveling pair of cats on the planet.... bon voyage!
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'Job Offer'.
Kittens & bears don't mix well :(