February 29, 2008

Free at Last

I sent my final check in to Capital One today and now the Subie is free and clear. I have no other debt. No student loans. No credit card debt. No Mortgage. I feel like a free man, and, damn does it feel good.

One of the reasons It feels good is because I'm not directly contributing to the fiscal disaster that's facing this country. My fellow citizens (and American persons) owe more than 1 trillion dollars to the credit card companies. Who knows what untold dollar amount is owed to banks in underwater mortgages. And worst of all, the US is like some piss poor debtor country with almost 10 trillion in debt.

This is the legacy of Reagan, Bush, and that retarded chimp that now occupies the White House. Thank you, Republicans. Fucking morons. Thanks for caring more about the unborn children of other people and frozen embryos than our balance sheet. I'm putting all my money in euros and pounds.

Here are some details:

Hitting Home

Another Reason I Don't Keep a Gun in the House
by Billy Collins

The neighbors' dog will not stop barking.
He is barking the same high, rhythmic bark
that he barks every time they leave the house.
They must switch him on on their way out.

The neighbors' dog will not stop barking.
I close all the windows in the house
and put on a Beethoven symphony full blast
but I can still hear him muffled under the music,

barking, barking, barking,
and now I can see him sitting in the orchestra,
his head raised confidently as if Beethoven
had included a part for barking dog.

When the record finally ends he is still barking,
sitting there in the oboe section barking,
his eyes fixed on the conductor who is
entreating him with his baton

while the other musicians listen in respectful
silence to the famous barking dog solo,
that endless coda that first established
Beethoven as an innovative genius.