I don't get sick and it's a good thing too because I don't have any sick days. I'm heathy as an ox. Always have been. Always will be. Can't remember the last time I was sick. Sure, I've had some allergies here and there and the occaional sneeze, but I don't get sick, because, you know, getting sick sucks. Fuck getting sick. But I don't get sick, so, like, I wouldn't really know. I don't know what this cough is all about or the sneeze that threatens to dislocate my verterbrae, but it isn't a cold and I'm not sick. I may not be 100 percent, I'm probably running in the low 80s, but I'm not sick. Uh-unh. No. Not me. Not sick. Not sick.